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Dude

maochibi:

I salute both Kris and Junyoung taking a stand against their companies.

However, Kris talks mistreatment and gets bashed.

Junyoung talks mistreatment gets praised.

Like…the actual fuck bruh.

I get that SE is nowhere near as powerful as SM, but damn.

ZE:A looks like they’re…

I agree. Not many can be brave like Kris and Junyoung. Many if them may have a lot more to lose.

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"Kai why aren’t you eating?" Yifan’s voice came from behind Kai Ko.

To say the other was started would be a lie on his part. Kai Ko was terrified to turn around. He could only imagine what Yifan was wearing or what he was planning in general.

It was too damn…

"N-No… I’m fine Yifan…." Kai Ko insisted. He for didn’t care if he had to hide under the blankets all day. He was not about to have Yifan ruthlessly tease him. Especially this damn early in the morning.

"Please Master~" Yifan purred.

Woah what?!

Master!!

Oh fuck him. Yifan was playing with his emotions now. He could practically taste the other which was just crazy. His libido was already high as hell, he didn’t need Yifan making it worse.

"N-No…I won-"

Hands slide over his shoulder, down his arms and to his hands. Kaiko has to admit he’s a little confused, that is until his hands are guiding behind him, onto something, well no it’s more like some one.

His fingers trace over what feels like…silk and oh…oh fuck. This was not good.

Kai Ko’s own hands were trailing all over this silk covered body. He felt his finger rub against a n area only to hear a light moan.

Fuck no!

Yifan did not just use Kai Ko’s hand to- Fuck that! Kai Ko needed out of this damn kitchen. Or out of this damn house.

"Master~Please look at me~"

Kaiko was going to protest, he was about to get up and make a run for it out of the kitchen, but his chair was pulled back and a body straddled his, and oh God.

The sight he saw before him, he didn’t even get a chance to close his eyes, to catch a breath.

His Yifan was straddling, wearing beautiful silk thigh highs, along with a red mesh oversized t-shirt. What really caught Kaiko attention were the garters, Yifan had fucking garters attached to the thigh highs. Garters man, beautiful garters that he hadn’t noticed before.

They were secured tight to perfectly smooth thighs. Yifan wasn’t right.

"Will you look at me now? Daddy."

"….J-Jiaheng….." Was all Kai Ko would mutter out. He’s never seen Yifan in something this…..risque before.

Has Yifan hidden these in his closet all this time? The mesh shirt, the garters, even his make-up was different.

"Whatever Master wants today, his Little Cock Slut will get for him."

"Oh fuck…you’re trying to kill me aren’t you." Kaiko asked, though it wasn’t really a question which is why Yifan didn’t bother to answer.

Kaiko hands trailed up Yifan thighs and stopped just at the garters. His fingers hooked under the straps and pulls then released. The sound they made hurtin against the soft flesh of Yifans thigh made his dick jump, which shocked him. He hadn’t realized he was that hard already. Fuck.

"Does daddy like what he sees?" Kaiko wanted to scoff at the question. Liked? Hell no he fuming loved why he saw. His eyes had yet to leave the garters. He wanted so badly to see where the lead to.

"Where do these…lead to?"

"Does daddy want to take a closer look?"

The younger man repeated the action of hooking his finger in the garter and releasing it. “Yes please.”

Yifan smiled as he lifted the red mesh shirt to reveal his black panties. It was almost like Kai Ko’s soul left his body when he saw those panties barely containing Yifan’s cock.

Kai Ko always joked about Yifan putting on panties but he never actually thought the other would actually do it.

"Want a better view Master?" Yifan asked. Before Kai Ko could even answer, Yifan stood up. He turned around , bending over slightly so show off his black panties covering his ass. "Is this better?"

"Jesus fucking Christ." Kaiko hands instantly went to feel up the glorious globes of his lovers ass. The way the panties rode up was just perfect.

Yifans legs were long and beautiful, the garters were even tighter. As he bent down. Dear god this was the best thing he’d ever seen.

Leaning forward Kaiko nuzzled his face into the smoothness of Yifan thighs, placing soft kisses hear and there.

"Jesus Yifan…"

Kai Ko was confused to what to do first? There was so many things he could do to his naughty little cock slut. Just a few a minutes ago, breakfast was the most delicious thing in the kitchen. And now he had his boyfriend practically waiting to be fucked by him.

"Ah! Master~" Yifan called. Reluctantly, Kai Ko pulled away to allow Yifan to stand back straight and turn around to face him.

"Yes my Little Cock Slut?"

"You should finish eating." Eat? Kaiko was confused. How the hell was he supposed to eat when his boyfriend was standing I front if him looking like the most delicious thing he’d ever seen.

Kaiko had to think, he was hungry, bey maybe if the food looked just as good as his boyfriend he could…

Thinking quickly Kaiko got out of his set an started to push the plates around on the table, even taking some off. Yifan could only look on. He had no idea what was going on.

"Master Wha-" Yifan was silenced as the younger picked him up and say him on the table. Spreading his legs and pushing him to lay back until his back hit the table. Kaiko hands ran under the mesh shirt, raising up to the others neck.

Then slowly he took pieces of food from each plate and placed all over the elders body. Oh how he was going to enjoy this.

Kai Ko wasted no time devouring the food on his cock slut’s body. And he wasn’t gentle. He “accidentally” bit marks all over the others body.

"Ow! Master!" Yifan whined.

He didn’t know what it was, but Yifan was being so much more vocal. Which is saying something. Yifan was probably the most sexually vocal person Kai Ko has every had sex with. And now he was moaning like crazy. And Kai Ko hadn’t even fucked him yet.

Kaiko had to slow down. He needed to save this moment. To preserve this moment.

Pulling back a little bit he hooked his hands under the elders thighs. With little effort he pulled the other fine closer to him.

Slowly he ran his tongue over the elders abdomen. Licking syrup and a piece of pancake up with one go. The sounds coming from Yifans mouth were so good. He could listen to them all day.

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I had a fic up on asianfanfics, and someone basically ripped it word for word. Then had nerve to add a little more.

Someone who read my story and theirs messages me.

I’ve reported her.

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damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

i just watched this episode and fucking cried laughing

someone please at least give me a season/episode number so i can watch this.

i was crying like tyra wants you gone. there is no coming back from that #coldblooded

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"Kai why aren’t you eating?" Yifan’s voice came from behind Kai Ko.

To say the other was started would be a lie on his part. Kai Ko was terrified to turn around. He could only imagine what Yifan was wearing or what he was planning in general.

It was too damn…

"N-No… I’m fine Yifan…." Kai Ko insisted. He for didn’t care if he had to hide under the blankets all day. He was not about to have Yifan ruthlessly tease him. Especially this damn early in the morning.

"Please Master~" Yifan purred.

Woah what?!

Master!!

Oh fuck him. Yifan was playing with his emotions now. He could practically taste the other which was just crazy. His libido was already high as hell, he didn’t need Yifan making it worse.

"N-No…I won-"

Hands slide over his shoulder, down his arms and to his hands. Kaiko has to admit he’s a little confused, that is until his hands are guiding behind him, onto something, well no it’s more like some one.

His fingers trace over what feels like…silk and oh…oh fuck. This was not good.

Kai Ko’s own hands were trailing all over this silk covered body. He felt his finger rub against a n area only to hear a light moan.

Fuck no!

Yifan did not just use Kai Ko’s hand to- Fuck that! Kai Ko needed out of this damn kitchen. Or out of this damn house.

"Master~Please look at me~"

Kaiko was going to protest, he was about to get up and make a run for it out of the kitchen, but his chair was pulled back and a body straddled his, and oh God.

The sight he saw before him, he didn’t even get a chance to close his eyes, to catch a breath.

His Yifan was straddling, wearing beautiful silk thigh highs, along with a red mesh oversized t-shirt. What really caught Kaiko attention were the garters, Yifan had fucking garters attached to the thigh highs. Garters man, beautiful garters that he hadn’t noticed before.

They were secured tight to perfectly smooth thighs. Yifan wasn’t right.

"Will you look at me now? Daddy."

"….J-Jiaheng….." Was all Kai Ko would mutter out. He’s never seen Yifan in something this…..risque before.

Has Yifan hidden these in his closet all this time? The mesh shirt, the garters, even his make-up was different.

"Whatever Master wants today, his Little Cock Slut will get for him."

"Oh fuck…you’re trying to kill me aren’t you." Kaiko asked, though it wasn’t really a question which is why Yifan didn’t bother to answer.

Kaiko hands trailed up Yifan thighs and stopped just at the garters. His fingers hooked under the straps and pulls then released. The sound they made hurtin against the soft flesh of Yifans thigh made his dick jump, which shocked him. He hadn’t realized he was that hard already. Fuck.

"Does daddy like what he sees?" Kaiko wanted to scoff at the question. Liked? Hell no he fuming loved why he saw. His eyes had yet to leave the garters. He wanted so badly to see where the lead to.

"Where do these…lead to?"

"Does daddy want to take a closer look?"

The younger man repeated the action of hooking his finger in the garter and releasing it. “Yes please.”

Yifan smiled as he lifted the red mesh shirt to reveal his black panties. It was almost like Kai Ko’s soul left his body when he saw those panties barely containing Yifan’s cock.

Kai Ko always joked about Yifan putting on panties but he never actually thought the other would actually do it.

"Want a better view Master?" Yifan asked. Before Kai Ko could even answer, Yifan stood up. He turned around , bending over slightly so show off his black panties covering his ass. "Is this better?"

"Jesus fucking Christ." Kaiko hands instantly went to feel up the glorious globes of his lovers ass. The way the panties rode up was just perfect.

Yifans legs were long and beautiful, the garters were even tighter. As he bent down. Dear god this was the best thing he’d ever seen.

Leaning forward Kaiko nuzzled his face into the smoothness of Yifan thighs, placing soft kisses hear and there.

"Jesus Yifan…"

Kai Ko was confused to what to do first? There was so many things he could do to his naughty little cock slut. Just a few a minutes ago, breakfast was the most delicious thing in the kitchen. And now he had his boyfriend practically waiting to be fucked by him.

"Ah! Master~" Yifan called. Reluctantly, Kai Ko pulled away to allow Yifan to stand back straight and turn around to face him.

"Yes my Little Cock Slut?"

"You should finish eating." Eat? Kaiko was confused. How the hell was he supposed to eat when his boyfriend was standing I front if him looking like the most delicious thing he’d ever seen.

Kaiko had to think, he was hungry, bey maybe if the food looked just as good as his boyfriend he could…

Thinking quickly Kaiko got out of his set an started to push the plates around on the table, even taking some off. Yifan could only look on. He had no idea what was going on.

"Master Wha-" Yifan was silenced as the younger picked him up and say him on the table. Spreading his legs and pushing him to lay back until his back hit the table. Kaiko hands ran under the mesh shirt, raising up to the others neck.

Then slowly he took pieces of food from each plate and placed all over the elders body. Oh how he was going to enjoy this.

2014: The year k-pop idols use their voices for more than singing the lines they’re told to sing.

glittering-galaxy-90:

I admire those Kpop idols that stand up and speak out for themselves and others.
It’d be refreshing if more of them were brave enough to do so.

goofyn:

iPhone users: Finally iPhone has a bigger screen!

Andriod users: We already had that.

iPhone users:

You know it irks me when people take your writing then try to switch it up by adding a few more words here and there.

Like dude what the fuck you basically ripped me off you no good piece of shit.